Mercurial Musings

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Jabba the Cat taking some tentative steps out from under the stairs. She won’t let me close enough to clean her eyes :( (Taken with instagram)

Jabba the Cat taking some tentative steps out from under the stairs. She won’t let me close enough to clean her eyes :( (Taken with instagram)

Nerdfighter Dictionary:

  • Nerdfighter: A person who instead of being made out of bones and skins and tissue is made entirely of awesome.
  • Worldsuck: The amount of suck in the world.
  • DFTBA: An initialism that stands for Don't Forget To Be Awesome
  • Puppy Sized Elephants: Having the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.
  • Stuff on Heads: Putting stuff on your head to make you feel better about life
  • Nerdfighter Gathering: When Nerdfighters gather, which may or may not include Hank and John.
  • French the Llama: Something John is trying to make into a thing basically, where people say "French the Llama that whale is big!" ect, ect.
  • Puff Levels: The level of puff in John's hair, that gets higher as he gets more stressed out.
  • Decepticon: Opposite of a Nerdfighter.
  • Giant Squid of Anger: Basically, a Youtube Troll
  • Tiny Chicken Disease: A disease that happens when tiny chickens lay eggs in your head and all of it goos out of you nose. (A common cold)
  • Secret Siblings: Anyone that makes video responses to Vlogbrother videos.
  • Notsome: Opposite of awesome. (Also fail puppy, and the fail boat.)
  • In your pants: A phenomenon discovered by Maureen Johnson in which if, when you add "in your pants" to the end of a book title it becomes much funnier.
  • The Yeti: John's wife
  • The Katherine: Hank's wife.
  • Nerdfighter introductory playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL747F0A378BC181C7&feature=plcp <--- here
Look what I found in my mailbox :) (Taken with instagram)

Look what I found in my mailbox :) (Taken with instagram)

the-womanifesto:

Bully will be in select theaters on March 30th. Learn more at The Bully Project.

Over 13 million American kids will be bullies this year, making it the most common form of violence experienced by young people in the nation. 

Kids will be kids, right?

(via lespirit)

Came home &amp; found this in the mail. It turned my craptastic day into a pretty cool one :) (Taken with instagram)

Came home & found this in the mail. It turned my craptastic day into a pretty cool one :) (Taken with instagram)

  • Woman: Can I have birth control?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
  • Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
  • Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
  • Government: Too bad.
  • Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
  • Government: Do you have a penis?
  • Man: YES, YES I DO!!
  • Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
  • Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
  • Woman: But-
  • Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

bookshelfporn:

Neil Gaiman’s Personal Library (The Basement, Neil Gaiman’s Home)

Beautiful.